I was drained, but still had 15 tabs open looking at faucets and tile options and flights to Aruba I could tell you all what HGTV is, but at this point, who doesn?t know"
I used to be a touring actress. Like touring musicians, we found comfort in the ability to create the smallest routines. My personal routine involved bath bombs, a can of wine, and HGTV.
Is it even possible to be in a Courtyard Marriott without watching two to three hours of Flip or Flop" Is there anything that exemplifies ?work-trip culture? more than settling down for a marathon of Fixer Upper" Anything that feels more like the television equivalent of continental breakfast than Drew and Jonathan Scott"
I fucking love HGTV. Even when I wasn?t on the road, I used to set my DVR to record all new episodes of Fixer Upper, Flip or Flop, and Property Brothers: Buying & Selling (which I believe to be the superior iteration of the Property Brothers Cinematic Universe). I finally had to adjust my TiVo settings to leave space to record actual, good narrative television. So I decided to stress-test my love for HGTV by watching it for an entire day. Starting my day, I was confident. I knew that this would be a delight. A little Property Brothers. A little My Lottery Dream Home. A splash of Love It or List It. What could be better" With snacks in hand, I put my booty on my couch, ready to begin.
Within two hours, I was calling my mom to discuss deep childhood traumas to gain so...