Politics might be a dog-eat-dog world, but that?s not to say there?s no room for a little fun now and again.
Case in point: Fuzzu Toys lets you ?Chews your candidate??yes, the big three are all up for grabs, complete with little touches that will keep the humans happy, too. The likenesses are well drawn, so it’ll be perfectly clear who your dog is chewing when guests or your mother-in-law come over.
Since Fuzzu is a Vermont company, we’ll let their Bernie Sanders toy go first in our list. The dog-friendly Bernie is easily recognizable thanks to the white locks. The toy features a watch that shows it?s ?Time 4 Change,? as well as a 1% button. On his back there?s a drawn-on button where you can “Press to activate the revolution.”
Hillary?s likeness has ?pro-whatever? and ?anti-whatever? buttons, and her back has an illustration of a switch to turn her smile on and off. And of course she’s wearing a very stylish pant suit and pearls.

Donald?s hair is obviously a highlight of his toy, and he has a ?NY Loves Me? tie, a brochure titled ?Great Wall Building for Idiots? in his pocket, and dollar-sign socks. On his back" ?Push to inflate head.” (For the record, his hands look the same size as those of the other candidate toys.)

Call these equal-opportunity offending toys.
Bark & Co. just has the two remaining candidates in its online store. While they have less detail than the Fuzzu offerings, they seem to be just as much fun for dogs,...